Overheard at my Favorite Dive Pizza Place

An argument over the best three presidents, starting with Obama “obviously” as #1, that included these points:

  • “The only good thing that Reagan did was die.”
  • “Clinton was great because he got his willy wet.”
  • J.F.K. was killed because he wanted to help “fellas, black folks” out

And ended a discussion of the Rosevelts that concluded with “Fuck Teddy” and a door slam.

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